seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

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zooophagous:

North American River Otters

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katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

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(Source: eyebots)

slitherup:

welcome to hell ♥

slitherup:

welcome to hell 

I got rid of my phantom message I am so happy.

bitchmymomisadragqueen:

Congrats Brad and Angelina On Getting Married.

Love them..don’t care what no one says. :D :D :D :D :D :D

TSZ

Anonymous said: cLEM IS WHITE BTW

clemisnotwhite:

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If that’s what helps you sleep at night.

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I was so happy to get another programme but my trainer managed to just staple my old programme on top of itself.

Also, my things are on that floor patch for a reason, I don’t need you to go spreading your legs all over it when I leave for one minute,

So angry right now.

So angry right now.

Tags: jackie chan

We live in a world where people think White Chicks is racist because clearly white face is the same as black face.

cubansmiles:

electricshawty:

this tweet is everything

Omg dying

cubansmiles:

electricshawty:

this tweet is everything

Omg dying

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Tags: omg