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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

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Today is the day I discover my hate for “work” clothes.
Job interview here I come.

Today is the day I discover my hate for “work” clothes.

Job interview here I come.

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kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

Typical boy behavior

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kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

Typical boy behavior

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Skyrim Workshop Mods: The Asteria mod. It’s a gorgeous Dwemer airship that they claim is lore-friendly, though the miniature statue of the Snow Prince in one of the rooms probably doesn’t fit since he’s a Falmer, not a Dwemer. I also doubt the Dwemer would keep a statue of Talos around. eheheh

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mass effect

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mass effect

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I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

I feel the need to vomit

this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had

This actually is the sound you hear when the gates of hell open. I’m pretty sure it’s also what’s playing when the sea opens up and the Craken bursts out of the depths to consume us all. No but seriously, WHY is it that bad when they both sound so good?

My soul is crying.

They changed the key by like, a half note or something horrible like that. Why? WHY?

this is the song you hear before the grim reaper harvests your soul

n̮͈̉̑͑̀͘o̡̖̘̣͕̻̬ͫ̆͆̓̈͑̔wͮͨ̃̃͋҉͙̗͝ ̭͖̼̎̊ͤͅy̶͐̄̔͛ͤ̍҉̝͉̬͝o̷̖͉͉̼̐̐̿̐͗́͝ū̦̝͓̪̦̣̱̭̒ͯ’̸͇̻͍̟̫̻ͮ̑ͬ̍͜r̓̔͛ͧ́̾ͬ̎҉̶͇̫̙̱͇̬̱e͉ͬ́̐͡͠ ̡̜̟̬͕̫̑̄j͚̹̮̤̭̇̈́̉̈͘ú̼̖͎̦̺̲͍̮̫̿͡s̠͉̜̝̆͛͂͛͝t̏̇͊́͒̒͒̃҉̴̛̥͍̭ ̴̳̯̳̱͓̹ͩ̍͘s̷͚̘̖̼̞̫̟͌̄̍͆o̸̴̩̼͈̬͗̈̈͋́m̰̰͉̟͈̊ͭͩ͗ͩ̆͘͡ͅͅe̢̗̥̹̻̓̎ͦ̌͂̚͢b̹͓̲̦̜ͬ̃ͭͩͯͪ̓ͅͅo̮̹͗̎̃̉͝͝d̼̼͇̯̟̱̥̣́ͣ́͡ͅy̧̜̲ͯ͒ͨ͑͌̀ ̸̗͙̙̳̲͌̽ͤͯt͎̮̘̖̜̲͛̏̃ͯͭ͌̿h̜̥͕̜̓́̐̃ą̫͓͎ͣ͂ͪ̓ͯͩ̓t̖̳̪̆̅ͧͦ̍͛ͣ́͡͞ ͉̫̗̞̊ͨ̐ͪ́͝͠i̫ͣ͂̃͒̎̽͗͒͜ ̭̃͋ͤͬͩͮ͌̕͜͠u̯̿̽̅̎͞s̺̱̟̘̒ͪ̍ͪ̑e̸͍͙̫̹̙͉͓̐̊̔ͥ̈̇̒̚ḏ̸̻̼̪ͮ͑ͭͤ̇̕ ̧͇̤͇͚̖̭ͪ̅̅͐͊͐̈́̎̎t͓̥̰̺̲͉̅ͧ͋̃͒̄̅̐̓͜o̤̤͓̗̘̲̤̻̓ͤ̍̈͡ ͙̝͎͍̺͗̔k̶͉̭̮̬̍̒́ͬn̷̨͈͚̾ͬ͗̃̅̅͆̓o̦̯̬̘͖͈ͪͫͨ̃̐̕w̬̤̗̮͙̯̩͑̋̉̕͡

A note: I heard this song for the first time yesterday on the radio, so no it is not played in Hell. Even after hearing this version, I will not torture my servants with it.

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Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

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